WEANS - HAMZAH IS 18 TODAY

Hamza was born at 9-05am eighteen years ago , the perfect combination of just in time for breakfast , but too late for school , and having all kinds of histrionics trying untying himself from the umbilical cord which he had somehow winded around himself and got into a half-nelson quasi lotus position.

Since then he has caught up well , perfected the art of late come-backs , never seen Celtic lose , including games against AC Milan;Manchester United; Benfica ; Barcelona and Shaktar and is passing his exams with flying colours.